splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

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I love Keenan and Kel cause every episode is like the worst possible scenario of everyday situations and then it never get resolved in the end. Like all this shit happens and then… that’s it. They do the closing monologue and the show is over.

stanleyipkiss:

joshfoxy:

thegreatestway:

marcolikesdirt:

Compilation of Tom Delonge singing the word “time”.

this is perfection.

Da fuq

toiyme.

hahahaha holy shit! this is the best thing i’ve ever heard on tumblr

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and me!!!!

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tenarmsproductions:

A new little something we did the other day.

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hey zach braff, let’s party

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